Kate... uncensored

Let your inner bitch (or bastard) out

I saw this post and this blog idea and laughed.

I'm lucky. For the most part, I'm completely able to vent about whatever the hell I feel like, since I have this anonymous status. I don't worry about loved ones reading my posts.

Well, I had a brief worry the other evening, but that was cleared up. (You know who you are and I appreciate it!)

I don't have the concern of a boss or a coworker reading this or finding a comment about them. I don't worry about my readers changing their opinions of me. Because really, we all know it isn't that high of an opinion anyway.

So, maybe one of these options is for you. Get it off your chest, whatever it is, it will make you feel better.

explicit emails

Okay. I debated sharing this, but it's just too amusing. I took the 'email me' link off when I got this. Those of you who want it could find it, or ask, but unsolicited emails from strange people (not to be confused with strangers) are not needed or desired.

Should you need a laugh - read this piece of lovely mail I received.

Consider yourself warned...

I am a 21 year old fire fighter/EMT and would like to enter your house in my bunker pants for an unknown emergency. You will be wearing spandex or something tight fitting and will string me along until I feel the need to give you a detailed body exam. At some point you have difficulty breathing and require mouth to mouth which turns into me giving you a dose of penis-cilin (how it is administered is up to you). As I said I am 21 and thus due to my high libido I might feel like 2nds in the shower. I am 6ft, wight 195 I have a great ass and wear my hair very short. I am not able to host but would be willing to meet you almost any day after noon or into the evening. If we do this it is paramount that your neighbors don't see me in uniform because the last thing I want is tough questions when a fire engine arrives on the front door to investigate the situation. I have included a body/face pic and can send a penis pic if you want. I would like a pic of you and if you could give me a preview of the outfit you feels fits the situation I would get even more excited. I can't host so where would you like to do this? I am willing to act on your fantasies so feel free to make a counter offer and perfecly happy to use my tongue.

Ahem, that's uncomfortable

I love to read and do research, and notice all articles having to do with colon cancer, as it's the other half of the evil associated with the mutation linked to my cancer.

I about spit when I saw this photo.

Was there not a stock image of a colon available?

While I remember part of the article, the photograph will vividly stay in my memory.

Um, after I shift in my seat a little, (seat, more humor!) I will try to move on.

Fuckety fuck fuck

Huh. Knowing my tendency to throw a curse word (or eight) into most conversations, how is it that the Cuss-o-Meter gives me 0%? Fuck that shit! I guess I'll have to cuss it up a bit. I think it's funny. Probably just the damn fact that the recent posts have no cocksucking curse words. I know for a fact certain posts back there must have something. Zero percent makes me sound so pure and virginal.

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Sexaholics and sex ed for seniors

Okay, it's been a strange week.

I attended the Gilda's club gynecologic oncology meeting. I was younger than the others by at least thirty five years. It was my first of these. I had only been to the Cancer in your 20/30's group and others that were less specific. How come no one warned me the monthly topic was "sex and gynecological cancer"?

In a room full of senior citizens (save the guest speaker) I felt ready to burst into giggles. Watching these women examine and pass around magazines, erotic novels, dilators, Astroglide and toy catalogs was just too much.

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Yeah, yesterday was the weekly Sex Addicts Anon group that I wondered about.

All male, though I was forewarned that might be the case. Some women have attended, but many can't handle the male to female ratio. Others come, and find a woman, and feel more comfortable, until a meeting comes where one can't make it, and they drop. Which, depending on the women, and the men involved, I can understand.

Not sure I need to be there. Very different than I anticipated. Paul, the meeting leader, brought his girlfriend, and met me before the meeting, to give me a heads up. It was nice of them to go out of their way to make me comfortable.

No one there was rude, or snarky towards me. One guy was awkward, another gave me a look that reminded me to lean back in my chair, since leaning my hands on my knees showed cleavage. There was a group hug(!?) at the end I didn't expect. Though afterwards, the guy next to me apologized, saying they should have offered me an out if I wanted it.

I don't know if I'll go back.

Husband told me to go if I thought I should, and at the same time, made it known he didn't approve of me going.